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Memoirs of a Demented Mind
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Sat, Jul. 28th, 2007 11:03 pm
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Me: Thank you for calling "Company that sells adult entertainment". Would you like to place an order?
Guy: Yes. Do you have "item"?
Me: Yes. It is 14.99.
Guy: Ok. Can you read me the title.
Me: *sees Title is "Throat Yogurt" O_o;;; *VERY glad we are NOT allowed to read the titles out loud* Oh...the title doesn't show up sir.
Guy: Ok. How about "item"
Me:: sees title is "Extreme Size Queens":: Yes...it is the same price. Anything else?
Guy: Yes.
Me:: PRAYS he is not gonna order "Mandigo's Dick Puppets"::
Guy: I was looking for something and I couldn't find it. I'm throwing a Stag Party and was wondering if you had any beastiality.
Me: . . . *very calmly* You know sir, we are just the ordering center so I am not sure if we do. But you can check our website. They have A LOT more than what is in the catalog.
Guy: Ok! Thanks! *pays, gets wished a happy day and hangs up*
Me: . . .at least he didn't order Mandigo's Dick Puppets. *takes next call for a health insurance company* Current Music: Faith Hill - Cry  
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Thu, Jul. 26th, 2007 12:07 am
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Your Score: The Idealist You scored 38 Extroversion, 56 Intuition, 75 Emotional, and 61 Spontaneity! INFP
INFPs are quiet, creative, sensitive and perceptive souls who often strike others as shy, reserved and cool. These folks have a rare capacity for deep caring and commitment--both to the people and causes they idealize. INFPs guide their behavior by a strong inner sense of values, rather than by conventional logic and reason. Forced to cope with this facts-and-figures "real" world we inhabit, INFPs may appear to have been imported from another galaxy! They gravitate toward creative or human service careers which allow them to use their instinctive sens of empathy and remarkable communication skills. Strongly religious, spiritual or philosophical people, INFPs may see the purpose of their lives as an inner journey, quest or personal unfolding. More practical or rational types may tend to discredit the INFP's sources of understanding as mystical. The search for a soulmate is a preoccupation for many INFPs, who must balance their need for privacy and peace with their yearning for human connection. If there seems to be an air of sadness in the INFP's spirit, blame it on this type's longing for the perfect in all things.
Relationships
INFPs present a calm, pleasant face to the world. They appear to be tranquil and peaceful to others, with simple desires. In fact, the INFP internally feels his or her life intensely. In the relationship arena, this causes them to have a very deep capacity for love and caring which is not frequently found with such intensity in the other types. The INFP does not devote their intense feelings towards just anyone, and are relatively reserved about expressing their inner-most feelings. They reserve their deepest love and caring for a select few who are closest to them. INFPs are generally laid-back, supportive and nurturing in their close relationships. With Introverted Feeling dominating their personality, they're very sensitive and in-tune with people's feelings, and feel genuine concern and caring for others. Slow to trust others and cautious in the beginning of a relationship, an INFP will be fiercely loyal once they are committed. With their strong inner core of values, they are intense individuals who value depth and authenticity in their relationships, and hold those who understand and accept the INFP's perspectives in especially high regard. INFPs are usually adaptable and congenial, unless one of their ruling principles has been violated, in which case they stop adapting and become staunch defenders of their values. They will be uncharacteristically harsh and rigid in such a situation.
Strengths
Warmly concerned and caring towards others
Sensitive and perceptive about what others are feeling
Loyal and committed - they want lifelong relationships
Deep capacity for love and caring
Driven to meet other's needs
Strive for "win-win" situations
Nurturing, supportive and encouraging
Likely to recognize and appreciate other's need for space
Able to express themselves well
Flexible and diverse
 
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Tue, Jun. 26th, 2007 09:31 pm
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Monday, I wake up and te first thing I do is look over to see if Cookie is still breathing, like to do every morning.
Then, twice, i started to call her to follow me out of the room so I wouldn;t lock her in.
Needless to say, I ws feeling less than chipper on the way to work.
I step in the door and get 10 feet before i break down sobbing.
Luckily my boss is an animal lover and gave me a week off.
It comes and goes. Monday I spent all day crying or fighting back tears. Thank the gods I have my niece. Been at my dads for the past 2 days, am prolly gonne stay the rest of the week. Doesn't hurt so bad all the time but I stll catch myself tearing up. Again, thank you all gods for my Bump.
Thursday I go pick up her ashes. Tht is gonna fucking suck so badly.
Too all the well meaning people who tell me to not cry, think of the good times, be happy she is not suffering...thank you, really but FUCK. OFF.
Thinking of the good times hurts worse because I know I can never have them. So, just let me cry and work through it on my own. Hugs are welcomed, condolences yes...but do NOT tell me to not cry and just be happy she isn;t hurting. i AM happy her pain is gone, but it's gonn take a bit longer for mine to go away.  
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Sun, Jun. 17th, 2007 03:20 pm
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W.T.F.!?!?!?!?
I was able to sit through 2 minutes of this damn show before turning it off in disgust. Could they PLEASE stop milking the Irwins for every last drop of money? Ugh!!!
A memorial on the 1 year anniversary? Yeah, I can see that. But a whole new show with just clips of he and his kid? Sweet and heart wrenching but mein gott. It's just too much.
STOP CAPITALIZING ON HIS DEATH YOU MONEY HUNGRY BASTARDS!!!! Current Music: Black Cat on You Tube  
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Thu, Jun. 14th, 2007 08:16 pm
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*FACEDESK!!!* Raaaaaaaaarg. So I wound up having to pay 130.00 for a class I never took because my fee waiver had expired and I was a year too late to petition. I now have to pay an extra 110 to retake the class and spend I think $90 for the book. The thing that super sucks? I made $400 too much last year to qualify for a fee waiver. XD!! *twitch* I do not know if I even wanna take the class over the summer now or if I should just wait till fall semester so I can apply for a FAFSA waiver.
I will sleep on it and then decide tomorrow.
Though class starts on the 18th. ^^;; I am so not prepared. Current Music: Alton Brown cooking squid  
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Tue, Jun. 12th, 2007 10:53 pm
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Devil May Cry - Getting turned into an anime
God of War - Getting turned into a movie
Mortal Kombat - Third movie in production
The Golden Compass - IS a movie
Dragonriders of Pern - Plans to make it a movie, was almost a tv series (FUCK YOU WB!!!)
Devil May Cry - that prospect is GREAT cause for pants happiness.
God of War - I have SO many misgivings. The game is...@___@ I wanna buy a ps2 JUST so i can play that freaking game! But a live action movie? x_x Rarg.
Mortal Kombat - The games and first movie were a HUGE part of my life growing up. Even when my sisters and I were fighting, even when shit was bad...we always could play the game and escape reality for a bit. 2nd movie was so bad I actually cried with disappointment. If the third movie sucks I might have to invest in some razors and cure albums. *ducks the axes from Jenji* >_>;;; lol
The Golden Compass - My older sis LOVES this book series so I am excited for her. ^^;;; I just put in a request at the library for the entire trilogy. (Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass) I will reserve judgment until I read them myself.
Dragonriders of Pern - This...wow. The books that helped my 10 year old self's love of dragons grow and flourish into the borderline obsession it is (and spawned 4 awesome RP characters). There is sooooo much that can go wrong and sooooo much that could go right. I look forward to it with both deep dread and anticipation. Current Music: Blue October - Hate Me  
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Sun, Jun. 10th, 2007 11:07 pm
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Creativity has come back. >_> Unfortunately it came back due to me needing to vent my spleen after being caught in the middle of more petty family squabbles. The following is very dark. Nothing amusing about it. Just me needing to bleed the feelings tears couldn't wash away. Kudos to whomever gets the title. ( The Poison You Drink ) Current Music: Blake Shelton - Don't Make Me  
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Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 09:30 pm
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http://www.pandora.com This place is awesome. Saw Bump today. XD!!! Mein gott this little girl owns my heart. Have appt tomorrow to go to my old college and TRY straighten everything out. I gotta contest the grade I supposedly got and the limit was 2 years. o.0 Since it was August of 2005 I am making it by the skin of my ass. The whole situation, while frustrating, yes, is actually hysterically funny to me. It's like something out of a sitcom. Work is...interesting as usual. We sell porn now and "male enhancement" cream. Along side this, we sell children's toys and upscale furniture and foodstuffs. Seriously, call center work is hell but you see the most interesting stuff. Back to losing weight instead of gaining it. Pants that used to be second skin are now comfortably loose. XD Here's to hoping they get even looser. Thanks teh Opals. *zombies opal* I am on the upswing. Wooooo!! Was on a bad downswing the past few months, but it is better. A lot better.  
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